I’ve never been one for naptime, but ever since I became pregnant, I WANT naptime.
Some days, I don’t need it. Other days, I fall asleep typing at the computer and wake up to “RRTERRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”.
And when I miss naptime, I go to bed at 9PM. I’m such a baller.
“My wife asked me to send our family a tasteful picture of her water birth. Apparently, this wasn’t as funny as I thought it would be.”
Actually, I thought it was pretty funny. I don’t know if I’d want to see a real photo of a water birth sent on a postcard…
How many months before it takes the bunnies to get their ears pulled and bodies smushed?