You’ve Got That Alien Feeling

Did I just see a foot stick out of my tummy?

Why yes. Yes, I did. I don’t know whether to freak out or play peek-a-boo with the little alien.

I really hope I don’t turn out to be like Ripley (who gives birth to an actual alien).

What Week Am I? Oh Look, Cookie!

I honestly don’t remember. It’s somewhere between 25-28, but I have totally forgotten what week, and trimester, I’m in. Call it major pregnancy fail.

Or Doris brain.

Because I feel a lot of that now. Might be able to finally blame pregnancy on what once was a sharp memory.

Ohh, and that cookie, where are you cookie?!

Naptime – The Most Important Time of Day

I’ve never been one for naptime, but ever since I became pregnant, I WANT naptime.

Some days, I don’t need it. Other days, I fall asleep typing at the computer and wake up to “RRTERRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”.

And when I miss naptime, I go to bed at 9PM. I’m such a baller.

The Chicken & The Egg

“My wife asked me to send our family a tasteful picture of her water birth. Apparently, this wasn’t as funny as I thought it would be.”


Actually, I thought it was pretty funny. I don’t know if I’d want to see a real photo of a water birth sent on a postcard…