Category: funny

When I’m awake in the middle of the night (nursing party duh), I tend to lighthearted articles. Really, anything funny. I decided to put together the best memes that describe motherhood and fatherhood.

Here’s to you non-sleepy mom!

Did I just see a foot stick out of my tummy?

Why yes. Yes, I did. I don’t know whether to freak out or play peek-a-boo with the little alien.

I really hope I don’t turn out to be like Ripley (who gives birth to an actual alien).

I honestly don’t remember. It’s somewhere between 25-28, but I have totally forgotten what week, and trimester, I’m in. Call it major pregnancy fail.

Or Doris brain.

Because I feel a lot of that now. Might be able to finally blame pregnancy on what once was a sharp memory.

Ohh, and that cookie, where are you cookie?!

I love House. His caustic and misanthropic sense of humor always has me giggling.

Can’t wait to dress my parasite in adorable things!

I’ve never been one for naptime, but ever since I became pregnant, I WANT naptime.

Some days, I don’t need it. Other days, I fall asleep typing at the computer and wake up to “RRTERRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”.

And when I miss naptime, I go to bed at 9PM. I’m such a baller.

How many months before it takes the bunnies to get their ears pulled and bodies smushed?