I honestly don’t remember. It’s somewhere between 25-28, but I have totally forgotten what week, and trimester, I’m in. Call it major pregnancy fail.
Or Doris brain.
Because I feel a lot of that now. Might be able to finally blame pregnancy on what once was a sharp memory.
Ohh, and that cookie, where are you cookie?!
I love House. His caustic and misanthropic sense of humor always has me giggling.
Can’t wait to dress my parasite in adorable things!
I’ve never been one for naptime, but ever since I became pregnant, I WANT naptime.
Some days, I don’t need it. Other days, I fall asleep typing at the computer and wake up to “RRTERRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”.
And when I miss naptime, I go to bed at 9PM. I’m such a baller.
“My wife asked me to send our family a tasteful picture of her water birth. Apparently, this wasn’t as funny as I thought it would be.”
Actually, I thought it was pretty funny. I don’t know if I’d want to see a real photo of a water birth sent on a postcard…
How many months before it takes the bunnies to get their ears pulled and bodies smushed?