Naptime – The Most Important Time of Day

I’ve never been one for naptime, but ever since I became pregnant, I WANT naptime.

Some days, I don’t need it. Other days, I fall asleep typing at the computer and wake up to “RRTERRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”.

And when I miss naptime, I go to bed at 9PM. I’m such a baller.

The Chicken & The Egg

“My wife asked me to send our family a tasteful picture of her water birth. Apparently, this wasn’t as funny as I thought it would be.”


Actually, I thought it was pretty funny. I don’t know if I’d want to see a real photo of a water birth sent on a postcard…